Urban Insanity: BOB's Sex Tip #3

This is the third blog is the series of sex tips from my sexually uninhibited friend, BOB. Please feel free to email me or to post questions in the comments section. No matter how basic, outrageous, or graphic your question may be, BOB will answer it.

Here are two questions that BOB received over the last month:

Question #1 (from T.J.): What is your favorite sexual position?

BOB's Response: Well, there is something to be said about all sexual positions. Wink, wink. It is hard to pick a favorite. Some of my favorite sexual trysts are doggie, reverse cowgirl, seated reverse cowgirl, and anything involving a sling or a gag. Try it, I promise that you'll love it. Urban Insanity won't post photos of these positions on here, so you'll have to look on Google.

Question #2 (from anonymous): Where can I find crazy shit at bars or clubs in Dallas? Stuff like spanking? Leather and chains?

BOB's Response: My personal favorite for wild stuff is the Eagle. From your email, you will probably like it. At the Eagle, all kinds of stuff goes down, like "Pup-Out Night" (which is where crazies get on their hands and knees, put on paws, stick a tail dildo in their bare ass, and crawl around on the floor licking boots while bears pet them on their head. Then they wag their tail. There aren't any cute guys there like Megahottie (read Urbaninsanity's blog about Sunday Funday), but you will find lots of crazy shit. Just check their calendar of events on the website. It's a Bear Fest.

Also, although I have personally never experienced it, there's an urban Eagle legend about a chair at the bar. It's high in the air like a barstool, but has a toilet seat for a seat and a large box underneath it that can fit 1-2 people. Randoms will drop their greasy overalls or hop on there with their assless chaps while the "box boys" or one big box bear will go to town tossing whatever hangs below the seat. Barf. But some of you sickos out there might like that dirty stuff. Especially the bears that read this.

One other website you might look at is the Dallas BDSM. There are groups there like the Whippers' Club, Submit!, the House of Abduction - you get the picture.