I can't seem to focus on work today (and haven't been able to all week) for some reason.
For the first time in months (years?), I found myself searching Google Images for the first actor I ever jacked off to.
That guy was Lorenzo Lamas, the B-action-movie actor who always seemed to end up in strange sexual encounters with willing strippers right after punching a fat biker dude's face in.
When I was 12 or 13, I'd wait until my parents went to bed, and then I'd turn on USA "Up All Night," which was hosted by the crazy, big-boobed Rhonda Shear. Inevitably, one of Lorenzo's films would be featured.
His rugged manliness, sexy smile, and "bad boy" persona had me hooked for years. In fact, I still own the "Snake Eater" series, which exhibits some of the worst acting I've ever seen . . . but lots of shirtless (and near naked) scenes with Lorenzo.







LOVE him!!!! -- Every Friday night I would watch Falcon Crest and drool in my socks. I thought it was quite Freudian that his name on Falcon Crest was Lance Cumson...
Posted by: Shel | February 12, 2008 at 01:56 PM